Sunday, May 4, 2008

Rockclimbing

Well, rockclimbing. A deeply interesting activity, one would think. And yes, yes it was, but not for the normal reasons.

The day started off brilliantly with us meeting at Yishun MRT. Jeremy led us to the SAFRA Club but decided upon leaving the MRT that we were walking too slow and made me and haoqin follow him at a punishing pace. 5 minutes later he tried to cross the road, decided not to, then backed up to cross the road again, so the batch managed to catch up. Nub.

Wayne takes damn long to eat a bun.

Eventually we reached the SAFRA Club and were all bowled over by the 25 metre rockwall. That's really really high. Kumaran eventually appearedand told us we were doing the 15 metre wall and taught us about harness-wearing and indemnity forms and blahdeblahdeblah. You know, uninteresting things like that. Let's go to the interesting part.

Since the J1s were there too they were going to be the belayers. Well, I know you aren't interested in how Kelvin Koa screamed so loudly when he was at the fourth panel, or how Dehong refused to come down from the top of the rockwall 'cos he was scared, or how Kumaran owned everyone, or how I didn't manage to get to the top of the easiest wall, right? Nobody likes things like that.

Yanwei called Kumaran "Mr. Kumaran", so Kumaran asked "What's my name?" Yanwei said "Kumaran". So Kumaran said "ok, good" then Yanwei called him Mr Kumaran again. Damn dots.

Also, GC and Ventures had races to the top of the rockwalls. Chuyong owned everyone, Nubby Neo lost to Wee Kien. Also Ram lost to Kelvin, then said Kelvin had asked him to wait for him. Oh, sure thing, mate.

At the final horseshoe, Kumaran told us to go for batch dinner. Jeremy said "Maybe", then when Kumaran left he said no.

Jeremy you uncaring slut. Not going for batch dinner. Not like I went, but the point is Jeremy's a slut.

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