Monday, February 4, 2008

Survival Lecture 1

I am glad to announce that 20 ventures (correct me if I'm wrong) would have a good chance of surviving if you threw them off a plane into the Amazon jungles!

The ventures today went for a survival lecture regarding survival techniques. We went to some RJC classroom for our lecture, and there was a strong smell of.....RJC people. And I noticed that the dust bin was full of junk food.

We were taught how to survive like hardcore stoneage rockmen who were extremely savvy in finding food and water. Something like Flintstones on steriods. Although I guess its easier to call in the uber-l33t Housing Development Board, and they would have the place transformed into a HDB estate in a few months, or at least memorize the hotline for McDelivery, we still listened to the lecture like goody-two-shoes scouts.

Anyway, we were taught how a lot about acronyms regarding how to set up shelter, what to do and what not to do, what to do if you see a nice, juicy and tasty looking fruit which looks as succulent as Dehong etc.

Just for an example, if you did not know all the l33t h4xx skills we were taught today, you would probably end up like this guy.

But if you listened to the lecture carefully, and knew all the survival skills at the back of your hand, you will end up something like this.

I swear he built a gym in the jungle.

But thats IF we even survive the plane crash.

After the enriching and informative lecture, we went back to the den, where we saw the sec1s. They look very nice and tasty.

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